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Casual encounters is too nasty, strictly platonic is too nice and I'm not quite sure this is the right way to go about this either. However, I just need affection and attention just like everyone else every once in a while.

I'm extremely busy with work and school so a relationship is not something I'm trying to jump into. I'm a commitment phobe and clingy-ness is never a good look. I cAn'T dAtE sOMeOne wHo tYPes LYke ThIs. Dating your friends can get ugly when things don't work out, so I'm branching out.... on craigslist. Probably not the best place for that, but at least I can get some interesting e-mails out of it if it doesn't get me laid.

I'm mixed (asian/white), curvy (thick, kind of fat, whatever you want to call it), I have tattoos, and gorgeous hair. Haha. I have a smart mouth and a round ass.

You: Don't be old enough to be my father, I'm not into that "daddy" shit. Don't respond with "Wut up ma", because I prefer someone who speaks decent english. Oh, and please do not live at your mom's. Thanks. Send me a picture with your reply and I'll show you my face.

Hi Guys.
My name is Niki! I'm 26, petite, dark-haired and a SWF.
I want to talk to the shy boys. You know who you are...you geeks and gamers. How long has it been since you've had a real date? How long since you've sat across from a pretty girl and talked about your day? Long time, huh?
Let me be YOUR fantasy girlfriend.
Being a girlfriend isn't just about physical stuff, it's about connecting to another person. You! And I'm a great listener.
Let's face it, most of the gurlz on the Adult site will leave you with an empty heart, an empty bed and an empty wallet. With me, you get someone who will care about you long after our date.
I will leave you feeling GOOD about yourself. You will not feel cheap or pathetic or lonely. You will have a friend!
I'm looking for smart, talented, generous guys in West LA, Venice, Santa Monica & Malibu ;)
Give me a call & let's schedule a date! Kisses!!!!
3*2*five*3*four*O*8*four*8* five

So as you can see I am a C-H-U-B-B-Y girl...That means I have a little extra here and a little extra there. I'm not fit, slender, or modelsque.....SORRY!!! LOL...and I'm also not looking for a dude to pay me roses (whateva the hell that means)...or pay my rent...I won't be you're daughter or use a strap on.....

Ok, so hopefully that go rid of all the weirdos and creeps... I have posted in the past...and did come across some nice individuals, but no one that really sparked my interest....I'm hoping that will change this time around...

In my mere 26 years on the planet I've learned a thing or two and I would like to believe that I've reached the point where I know exactly what I want and exactly where I am going. I know I want a serious relationship. I don't anticipate to find it on CraigsList, but it's worth a shot. I meet people in my everyday life because I'm that bubbly socialable girl but I just haven't really met any quality people. The truth is fellas, you know women outnumber men and I think some of you like that and take advantage of it. Juggle 2 or 3 girls till you get bored and move on to the next batch. Now if you are one of those guys, I'm not interested. If you are one of those guys still stuck on mommy issues or high school bullshit, I'm not interested in that either. If I have my shit together, so should you. Notice I have said nothing about how much money you have, the kinda car you drive or what you do for a living. That is not my concern as long as you are doing something with you're life. If you're dream was to be a garbage truck driver and that is what you are doing, I will have more respect for you. I don't want you're money because I have my own. I'm not throwing my independance in you're face, I'm just letting you know what my intentions are....I'm always real, and sometimes people mistake that for agressiveness. I just know what I want.

Now I'm not a hot girl, I don't get guys randomly picking me up because I'm so "fine". Truth is, I'm just cute. I keep myself looking nice, but I'm not high maintenence. I like having pink toenails, and I rarely wear heels. I love dresses, but I can also sit and watch a football game and trash talk with the best of them. I'll get down and dirty, but I don't like chipped nail polish....

So yes I am a chubby girl, and chances are it isn't going anywhere, anytime soon. I started working out, but I'm just getting "healthy" not "skinny"....

I am Central American/African.....and have a preference for hispanic guys....

I'm working on my B.S.

and I work with kids....



if I've kept you're attention this long hit me up...if not, have a good one

I do have pics but I don't want most of the creeps on here knowing what I look like. If we spark up a convo we can exchange pics....if you send me an response asking me for a pic, it will get deleted....

I was wondering if any of you church goers went to a church that has a piano....please let me know if you do...I can explain why in an email

thanks!

R U A FANTASTIC GUY?????ARE YOU AMAZING???? ARE YOU CUTE, SWEET, FUNNY, CHARMING, CLEAN CUT, NICE TEETH, CARE ABOUT OTHERS, LOVE ANIMALS, AND WANT A GREAT RELATIONSHIP? WELL, ME TOO. I AM 46, MEDITERREANIAN TYPE, OLIVE SKN, LONG DARK HAIR, BIG BROWN EYES, CURVY AND ATHLETIC, SOME PEOPLE TELL ME I AM BEAUTIFUL, GREAT CAREER, LOTS OF FRIENDS BUT I AM MISSING THAT FANTASTIC GUY.

I AM LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND, NOT A ONE NIGHT STAND. I LOVE BRAVE, HONEST, MEN WHO MAKE ME LAUGH. OF COURSE I HAVE TO BE ATTRACTED TO YOU AND VICE VERSA. I AM OPEN TO AGE HOWEVER IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF YOUP PUT YOUR AGE AND BASIC FEATURES IN YOUR EMAIL. PLEASE EMAIL IF INTERESTED AND PLEASE SEND CLEAR NO SUNGLASSES PHOTO OR I CAN'T RESPOND...I AM SURE YOU UNDERSTAND. THANKS

I’m a very down-to-earth girl. I like trying new and interesting restaurants, taking road trips, having bbq’s, going to museums, sporting events, concerts, and random drives to no where in particular. I’m the type of girl that can get dressed up for a night out on the town or be comfortable in sweats, cuddled up on the couch watching a movie. There's a lot in this world I have yet to experience and I'm game to try them with the right person.

I'm full asian, 5'4", hour-glass figure, light skin, brown eyes, and long black hair. I have a few tattoos (nothing extreme). I also have a college degree, a career, am financially stable and am looking for someone on that same level.

Who I’m interested in: a man between 25-35yrs old, who is intelligent (both book-smart and street smart), ambitious, honest, and who can keep up with my smartass humor and remarks. Also, someone that can make me laugh.

Please be sure to send a picture...I like to know who I'm corresponding with.

Take care!

21-24 only please
so ive been single for a few months and i think i want to get on the "non-single" bus. I
Ive been looking for someone who is compassionate and affectionate and maybe slightly clingy.
Im basically what people call a " hipster" and an " oreo" (black person with stereotypical white tendencies.....not my definition)
I truly hate to say this, but im not really into too many black guys, unless they are similar to me ( hippie-like, indie music listening, oreo kid).
Im a huge fan of cuddling and very very light sub/dom when it comes to the horizontal hoolah
i have a huge obsession with thin men and I only prefer to date thin-thinnish guys
please be 420 friendly


If you have heard of:
Born ruffians
Wavves
Ariels pink haunted graffiti
the decemberists
She &Him

then you win 23 points and can proceed to the next round

Hey there I'm seeking someone frisky and kind. I'm a hot girl with a great body. Let's meet tonight. Send me your number.

.R U A FANTASTIC GUY?????ARE YOU AMAZING???? ARE YOU CUTE, SWEET, FUNNY, CHARMING, CLEAN CUT, NICE TEETH, CARE ABOUT OTHERS, LOVE ANIMALS, AND WANT A GREAT RELATIONSHIP? WELL, ME TOO. I AM 46, MEDITERREANIAN TYPE, OLIVE SKN, LONG DARK HAIR, BIG BROWN EYES, CURVY AND ATHLETIC, SOME PEOPLE TELL ME I AM BEAUTIFUL, GREAT CAREER, LOTS OF FRIENDS BUT I AM MISSING THAT FANTASTIC GUY.

I AM LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND, NOT A ONE NIGHT STAND. I LOVE BRAVE, HONEST, MEN WHO MAKE ME LAUGH. OF COURSE I HAVE TO BE ATTRACTED TO YOU AND VICE VERSA. I AM OPEN TO AGE HOWEVER IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF YOUP PUT YOUR AGE AND BASIC FEATURES IN YOUR EMAIL. PLEASE EMAIL IF INTERESTED AND PLEASE SEND CLEAR NO SUNGLASSES PHOTO OR I CAN'T RESPOND...I AM SURE YOU UNDERSTAND. THANKS

So, as my title states above Iam looking for my 1. I am Looking to find a stable relationship and start a family. Lets be honest everyone wants that fairytale and Im no exception to the rule. I am having the baby blues and I dont wanna wait till I'm 30 to have a child. I do however have need you to be stable,Im not asking for u to be balling out of control (NO DRUG DEALERS), have a job, a car, and goals. I myself have lots of goals of which I am working on. I'm a fulltime nursing student and I I am a blllk woman, so if race is an issue u need not respond.have a good head on my shoulders. Im very easy going, love the simple things in life and I believe in honesty and compromise. Having children is ok but no baby mama drama or a bunch of kids... hit me upif it sounds like something ur looking for and if not take care and live each day as if its ur last. XOXOXO


Please send pic and a lil about yourself and u will get mine in return